| About Me in Depth |
| Name:: | larry laroldson |
| Birthdate:: | i don't remember |
| Birthplace:: | the northside |
| Current residence:: | with a couple lesbos in portage |
| Height:: | 12" |
| Weight:: | 0.5 lbs |
| Body type:: | fluffy/furry |
| Hait color:: | you mean hair? purple. |
| Eye color:: | black |
| Left or right handed:: | both |
| Heritage:: | walgreens |
| Relationship status:: | single but never sleep alone |
| Religion:: | no. |
| Siblings:: | i lost track. my mom's a slut. |
| Favorites |
| Color:: | purple |
| Food:: | beef patties |
| Pizza Toppings:: | ground beef |
| Snack food:: | beefsicles |
| Candy:: | beef sticks |
| Ice cream flavor:: | beef |
| Soft drink:: | beef juice |
| Movie/movie genre:: | action adventure, but sometimes the lesbos make me watch sappy shit. |
| Show/network:: | mtv |
| Band/music genre:: | purple ribbon all stars.... almost any rap. |
| Restaurant:: | the butcher counter at meijer |
| Store:: | the butcher counter at meijer |
| Vacation spot:: | jettin' off to mexico for the weekend |
| Animal:: | hoes |
| Book/author:: | steven king |
| Teacher:: | the streets |
| Subject:: | pimpin |
| Past time:: | pimpin |
| Memory:: | me pimpin |
| Season:: | pimpin season |
| Day or Month:: | friday nights in the summertime |
| Holiday:: | new year's eve |
| Questions |
| Do you smoke?: | yeah, but none of that tobacco shit. it's bad for you. |
| Drink?: | yes |
| Like to sing?: | yes |
| Like to dance?: | yes |
| Like to cook?: | if it's beef |
| Are you likeable?: | hell yeah |
| What's the worst thing about being stuck indoors?: | missin the streets |
| What's the worst thing about being stuck outdoors?: | sometimes it rains |
| What's a fear of yours?: | nothing |
| A weakness?: | nothing |
| A strength?: | everything |
| Do you have a talent?: | pimpin the hoes |
| Can you play an instument?: | the harmonica |
| What's your greatest achievement?: | being the biggest pimp |
| What's at least one thing you would like to do/be?: | i'm working on my second phd. |
| What's your favorite thing about yourself?: | everything |
| Do you curse?: | in certain company |
| Have you ever snuck out?: | i've never had need to. i get respect. |
| How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?: | 147056483021653 |
| What's your sexual orientation?: | poly |
| What sports do you play?: | pimpin |
| Where's the furthest you've been from home?: | around the world |
| Do you like to travel?: | yes |
| Where's a place you'd like to visit?: | i've already been there |
| What do you want to be when you're an adult?: | i am an adult. or something. |
| Do you want to get married?: | hell no |
| Want children? How many?: | i have already lost track of the ones i do have |
| Have you had sex?: | is the sky blue? |
| Have you been called a slut?: | sure |
| Have you been called a tease?: | uh-huh |
| Ever gone to the beach?: | yes |
| Ever been snow skiing/boarding?: | yes |
| Ever gone skinny-dipping?: | yes |
| What gaming systems do you own?: | none. i work the games myself on the streets. |
| What cell phone service do you use?: | sprint |
| Do you like thunderstorms?: | not if i'm outside |
| Do you get sick easily?: | i have a habit of falling alseep in pools of vomit. |
| Have you ever commited a crime?: | is it illegal to have a really really big dick? |
| Are you a health freak?: | sex is a good workout. |
| Do you think you're attractive?: | why wouldn't i be? i wouldn't! that's why! |
| Are you confident in yourself?: | why shouldn't i be? i shouldn't. not be. that's why! |
| Ever broken any bones?: | no |
| Cheated on a test?: | only on paternity tests. |
| What are your goals?: | to have a worldwide monopoly on pimpin. |
| What is your passion?: | pimpin |
| How do you want to die?: | i won't so don't worry. |
| Ever been on an airplane?: | yes. i'm also a member of the mile-high club. |
| On the subway?: | yes. member of the mile-below club. |
| Been electrocuted?: | a few times. |
| How many friends do you have?: | lotsa people THINK i'm their friend. |
| Have you ever been in love?: | love gets in the way of business. i don't have time for that. |
| Do you get along with your parents/guardians?: | don't you pay attention? scroll up. my mom's a slut. |
| Do you wear either contacts or glasses?: | no |
| Ever been jealous?: | i have nothing to be jealous of. |
| Do you dwell on the past?: | no way |
| Are you parents together or divorced?: | my slut momma don't know any of her baby daddies. |
| Do you do well in school?: | PAY ATTENTION. i'm working on my second phd. |
| Are you messy or tidy?: | tidy when i need to be |
| What's your clothing style?: | gangsta |
| Are you shallow?: | no |
| This or That |
| Pepsi or Coke?: | faygo |
| McDonalds or Burgerking?: | burger king |
| Subway or Quiznos?: | subway |
| Walmart or Target?: | felpaush |
| City or country?: | city |
| Day or night?: | night |
| Chocolate or vanilla?: | i'm not racist |
| Beach or mountains?: | beach |
| Hot or cold?: | hotttt |
| Sunshine or rain?: | night. dry night. |
| Cappuccino or Coffee?: | only in situations where i would need to look distinguished. |
| Liberal or conservative?: | liberal |
| Sweet or unsweetened tea?: | tea? fuck that. |
| MTV or Vh1?: | mtv |
| Fruit or vegetables?: | no thanks. |
| War or peace?: | war |
| Loud or quiet?: | loud |
| Inside or outside?: | outside. in the night. dry. |
| Looks or personality?: | looks |
| Money or love?: | money |
| Single or group dates?: | group sex |
| Hanging with your best friends or bf/gf? (Bros or ho): | hoes |
| Pale or dark skin?: | whatever my clients ask for. |
| Regular or diet?: | regular |
| Dogs or cats?: | they're both alright |
| Rock or rap?: | rap |
| Party or stay home?: | party |
| Pool or ocean?: | ocean |
| East coast or west coast?: | west |
| E-mail or IM?: | e-mail |
| Some more questions... |
| What’s your bedtime?: | whenever i stumble home |
| First thought waking up?: | where my hoes at? |
| Do you get homesick?: | no |
| Would you ever live next to a cemetery?: | i don't care |
| Are you superstitious?: | no need |
| Do you have any piercings?: | no need |
| Any tattoos?: | no need |
| Wear makeup?: | i don't tell. |
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